I feel inspired to write my first ever blog due to a recent discovery which has given me my first ever epiphany. See how it's all coming together?

Whilst trawling a website which shall remane unnamed (it concerns an Australian soap popular with housewives, students and dole scum), I made a discovery which has rocked my world.

http://www.alanfletcher.net/waitingroom/index.html

I don't normally get the kind of hangovers where bright clours are painful (I don't even know if they exist, or people just make that up because they want to seem a little more hardcore than your average drinker. These people also normally tell long boring stories about traffic cones).