Although, I have to say, I find the planning my life far more enjoyable than the actual living it. In these plans for the perfect job or the ultimate holiday, the sun is shining, the friends are clinking their glasses together on the terrace and my skin has an Oil of Olay radiance. Nothing is ever dull, or upsetting and never, ever goes wrong. I even have a soundtrack for my life plan. It's very cool, and very bouncy, it's the sort of music they play at the end of a film when they've got the girl and foiled the crooks. It's got guitars and crescendos and stuff.
Planning your life is a bit like being God, although God is clearly a far more sadistic life planner. I suppose you would be if you had total control over what happens to everybody. Still, he can't be that nice a bloke, can he?
Anyway, this picture sums up nicely exactly how I am feeling today
