My mum went to work yesterday with a bag of magic mushrooms in her car. True. My sister found them on a cliff top at the weekend and was planning to poison half of Sussex with them, but she left her booty on the back seat, in full view. Still, it's not illegal unless they're dried out is it? Although by the time she gets round to moving them, they probably will be.
Other events this weekend in the westest of Wales: a small, partially deaf man has asked if he can rent my mum's riding arena. Apparently, deeply disappointed about not being able to join the army due to his deafness, he's collected a whole load of memorabilia including tanks and plans to keep them all down there. He's known in the village as 'crazy tank man'. I heard on the news recently that there's an Al Quaeda training centre somewhere in the Cambrian Mountains, not too far from where mum lives. I just hope he's not working for them, and she's going to somehow end up involved in the start of World War 3.