I'm going to see the Boosh again. Greedy I know, but my friend Elliot really wants to see them, and I'm doing it for him, honest. Anyway, I'd only spend my hard-earned cash on New magazine and eyeshadow, at least this way it will go towards the half ton of hair products Noel must use each week to keep his hair looking like it's a living breathing creature.

I've just finished reading a book about Palestine after the war. I thought it might give me a little bit of insight into the way some of the Kurdish kids at work feel, although it's not strictly the same thing. I wonder what state the world would be in if there were no religious beliefs at all? We'd probably find something else to argue about. If we were all the same life would be pretty damn dull, but diversity does seem to cause so much conflict.