1. You as a teenager - troubled or sorted?

Somewhere inbetween. I don't remember talking much, just a lot of shuffling down corridors pretending not to exist. Ah, those shiny happy teenage years

2. If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go?

There are SOOOO many places, do I have to pick one? OK, right now, China. Or Brazil. No, China it is.
Actually, thinking about it some more, Africa, because I have a real soft spot for all the African kids at work, they're just lovely and I'd love to find out a bit more about their home countries.

3. You have 357.87p to spend on yourself, what would you buy, and why?

Clothes because I am vain and shallow, music because I'm bored of all mine and a puppy because I have misguided maternal urges. Ooh, and books that I won't actually read but will look pretty on my shelves

4. You stay in a hotel for the night and see a ghost, what do you do?

Probably pass out, and then have to make up a really good story about my paranormal experience, which I don't actually remember

5. If you could invite 3 people to dinner who would they be? Can be friends and family, anyone from anytime.

OK, obviously Noel Fielding (of the Mighty Boosh). Actually I might eat my dinner off him.
Urm, Douglas Adams because he's really funny, but also makes you think. And he's dead, so that would be pretty cool. And my grandmother who died before any of us were born, because obviously, I'd quite like to meet her