Avrilo has demanded I make a list of the ten people I'd most like to hump, and then pass it on to 5 others. God, she's soooo unreasonable!
OK, well I'm going to choose fantasy shags only.
1. Noel Fielding (yawn, even I'm begining to get bored of this obsession now)
2. Johnny Depp. Yummy yummy, most yummy
3. Jake Gyllenhal. See above
4. Will Young. Yes I know he's gay.
5. Ewan McGregor. I can forgive the toilet scene in Trainspotting
6. Vince Noir. Did you see what I did there?
This is getting quite tricky now. I'll just go get New magazine.
Bah, no help at all, who wants to shag Gavin Henson?
7. Ooh, Guy Pearce. But only in Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
8. That bloke who was in 3rd Rock from the Sun, he's all grown up these days, mhmmm
9. I don't know if anybody watched Freaks and Geeks, but it was brilliant. Anyway, there was a beautiful boy in that who played Daniel and I wanted to DO things to him. He looked a bit like a heroin addict. Somehow that helped.
10. Steve from Shameless. Don't know why.
I am going to pass this on to GoingSomewhere, robertsalad, mjohnson, RapunzelRapunzel and mikeyboy












