My hips don't lie (they just stretch the truth)
...ex boyfriend that is. On the internet. Click on the video, and he's the one about half way through in the red jumper, drinking a pint. Not, I repeat, NOT, THE ONE TRYING TO LICK HIS OWN MAN BOOBS!
http://www.notbbc.co.uk/newsletters/14/notmeet_october_2006.html
Continuing my relentless campaign to revel in the misfortunes of BB7 contestants:
Ha!
http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds10591.html
and, ha, ha!
http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds10596.html
The thing that really gets to me about Miss Celery Legs, is that she seems to think it's fine to go around insulting everybody, to their face and behind their back, but nobody, nobody, must inflict so much as a slight bruise on ickle Nikki's delicate feelings. Yer, well, how does it feel to be on the receiving end Miss Scrotum Face?
I really am getting quite irrational now, if only Nikki and Grace didn't remind me quite so much of girls that I (and probably every female in the country) went to school with. Am sure I'd have a degree of sympathy for Grace's cracked face and Nikki's seeping heart. But seeing as I did, and they do, all I can say is Ha!
