by Emsbabee
@ 2006-10-13 - 12:46:01
An absolutely, no joke of a lie, honest guvnor, true story. On the front page of my mum's local paper yesterday (The Cambrian News) was an appeal for anybody who may have witnessed a pasty being stolen from Spar in Aberystwyth on Saturday night.
A man of medium build, with dark hair, left the shop without paying for his snack, and is now at large, somewhere in the area. Anybody with any information on the pasty's whereabouts is asked to contact local police.
The pasty's family and friends have made a desperate appeal for it's safe return. The public have been warned that anybody seen eating a pasty similar to the one that was stolen may be brought in for questioning.