'If it wasn't for Pippin, I would have bled to death after stupidly jumping over a barbed wire fence and getting stuck on it'

'When I was attacked by a bunch of squirrels in the park, Pedro's donation meant the six hour operation to glue my nose back on was successful"

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds10610.html

People with genuine mental health issues aren't as nearly as much fun to watch. In fact, they make the whole thing slightly uncomfortable.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/1763211.stm

The producers will probably think it's TV gold if Adam tears his trousers off and climbs onto the roof of the house, armed with a potato peeler, yelling about invisible men. It was the same with Nikki, and Lea, and Barrymore, and Vanessa, and all the other unstable and needy people they've locked up and sat back to watch. Seeing them crying and stropping and generally breaking down, day after day, just wasn't pleasant. You couldn't really call it entertainment, unless you're the sort of person who kicks pigeons for fun.