My boyfriend's pregnant 18 year old sister got married yesterday. To an unemployed 27 year old who deals weed and lives in a caravan. I don't know where to start with this one, so I'll just say this - shotgun wedding + families at war over cost of everything down to the confetti + Irish relatives from across the water + reception on a race course + mother of the bride starting a conga chain + the best man being a British boxing champion = an Eastenders Christmas special.

Had the filling. I thought it was pretty gruesome, but everybody else in the room was smiling, chatting, squirting themselves in the eye with that thing that sucks all of the saliva out of your mouth, rendering you incapable of any noise but 'grooo'. So maybe I was just being over-sensitive. Or maybe these people enjoy having patients at their mercy for 30 minutes at a time and making them feel like a watery little wimp every time they go 'grooo'. Why else would you possibly want to be a dentist?