Just eaten two packets of cheese puffs. Wow, they were revolting. Not so much melt in the mouth as wilt in the mouth and get stuck in the teeth. Bleurgh. I could probably manage another packet though, once the nausea passes. And the buzzing in my ears. Don't think the two are related.
The buzzing in my ears is probably down to panic present buying. A chocolate orange and some novelty socks sums up your feelings perfectly. It says 'oh shit, you've bought me something large and heavy, and you weren't even a blip on the radar when it came to my Christmas shopping, so please accept this emergency gift with my sincere apologies, and know that next year when I buy you something large and heavy, you can return the favour with a box of Quality Street'.