Another uncanny celebrity twin type thingy:
Heath Ledger, teen wet dream
Shrek, Disney's worst nightmare
They have EXACTLY the same nose
My hips don't lie (they just stretch the truth)
Another uncanny celebrity twin type thingy:
Heath Ledger, teen wet dream
Shrek, Disney's worst nightmare
They have EXACTLY the same nose
Get this. This is how cool I am. I'm blogging. From a bar! Yes, that's right folks, soaking up the Brighton scene, knocking back a few shots, getting down to the groove....who am I trying to kid?
Olly is working. I don't wanna be alone in the flat, the fridge keeps trying to talk to me. So I've come in to watch him juggle limes and re-arrange the pork scratchings. He doesn't seem to appreciate having peanuts flicked at him across the bar though. So this is the only other source of entertainment currently available. Apart from, talking to people or something. And I'm not going to do that. Their hair is far too daunting.
Currently sampling raspberry vodka. It reminds me of soap. There is Cuban music playing. It reminds me of poncy bars. They don't even have cashew nuts here! What sort of place is this? You can't be on the edge of Kemp Town and stay open till 4 and have copies of the Beano for your customers to read, and NOT SELL CASHEW NUTS!
My sister is getting her first tattoo today. She wants it to be something to do with nature. She wasn't sure what to get when I spoke to her yesterday. She asked me for suggestions. Foolish child. I thought maybe:
* A rabid badger
* A jacket potato
* A stone
* A field of cows
* Mud
But she doesn't seem to want my help any more, so I put the question to you, blogland. What should my sister have tattooed on her wrist to summarise her passion for the great outdoors and all things small and bitey?