Bloody Lorraine Kelly. Is there anything the woman doesn't show a huge display of enthusiasm for?
"Now, if you want Keith Chegwin on your doorstep, and why wouldn't you...?"
Oh I dunno Lorraine. His complete lack of personal boundaries? His cackling like a schizophrenic parrot? The Naked Jungle?
Whoever she has on that show, she acts like they're best friends and life partners - 'Och, so you're a serial rapist, how lovely'.
The only person I've seen display more false emotion is that frickin' Geordie housewife, arranging a loan with Picture like she's known them all her life. 'How much is that a month? Well, that's a LOT LESS, than we're paying now. Fuck it, I'm giving up work and gonna rely on Picture for everything. Order me a pizza will you?'
Perhaps she is in some way related to Lorraine Kelly? No doubt she'll have her own slot on GMTV by the end of the week.