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The W Factor

by Emsbabee @ 2007-03-23 - 16:21:18

Why? It was the fashion at the time.

Who? Some guy. (OK. My first boyfriend. Who I would like to pretend never actually existed, and one day I'll wake up in the shower to find it was all a dream).

When? As soon as we had the opportunity. We were both 16 and felt far too old to still have our respective cherries.

Where? His bedroom. During lunch time. We legged it down there after 3rd lesson and were back in time for registration.

What? I'm not sure how to answer this one. On his bed. Wearing most of my school uniform. In about sixty seconds.

Blimey, it's just like Hollyoaks.

Named after a turtle, but don't hold that against him

by Emsbabee @ 2007-03-23 - 15:49:54

Rafael wants to be my friend. What should I do? He looks like an affable lad. He's good with money, and not adverse to taking his shirt off. Whether it's the right decision to bare your man carpet on the net is beside the point. He sure is proud to be American, and who wouldn't be?

You see, I could write Rafael off, due to his choice of background image, and the fact he likes 'Everybody Loves Raymond', a show so god damn fucking awful that the cast should be buried at sea. Alive. But that would be judgemental. Perhaps even wrong. Why shouldn't I be Rafael's friend? He already has 109, so he must be doing something right. I'm gonna give him a chance. He might be just what's been missing in my life.

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