His guests they truly vile.
Where'd you find them Jerry Kyle?
They venting all that bile.
How'd you stand it Jerry Kyle?

Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!

Their misfortune makes him smile.
Where's your conscience Jerry Kyle?
They acting all hostile,
Please stop shouting Jerry Kyle.

Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!

He's taken 3 birds up the aisle,
Bring them on stage Jerry Kyle!
Round da block she's been for miles,
Let her have it Jerry Kyle!

Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!

The past is murkier than the Nile,
Stir it up now Jerry Kyle!
Being faithful ain't their style,
DNA test Jerry Kyle!

Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!
Jerry, Jerry Kyle!