Today, I have about as much enthusiasm for my job as an inmate on death row would have for reading Crime and Punishment. In Russian.
Last night I watched Little Miss Sunshine again, which features a character called Dwayne, who has taken a vow of silence. He will not utter a single syllable until the day he can join the US Air Force Academy.
Sounds like fun doesn't it? OK, not fun exactly, but a challenge certainly. Think of the energy and time you'd save. You could hang a small blackboard round your neck for writing anything you needed to say on eg. 'More peas please' or 'I think we should see other people'.
Perhaps I'd be better off considering a vow of chastity, but one thing at a time.












