I've just realised that with my sister back in Wales, and my boyfriend trapped at Ye Olde Call Centre, the flat is mine for the night. Well, with the exception of the builders that are bouncing around on the scaffolding outside like mountain goats who are late for a meeting.
Now, I have a choice. Do I lie around in a Chinese robe (which I'll have to buy), smoking French cigarettes, listening to Amy Winehouse and perusing the works of Sartre?
Or do I strip down to t-shirt and pants, whack Girls Aloud on the stereo and jump about hollering into a banana masquerading as a microphone?












