Pob, the transvestite monkey

Or rather, say hello to my alternative persona, the wolf fish.

'Both jaws are armed in front with strong conical teeth, and on the sides with two series of large tubular molars...By these teeth the seawolf is able to crush the hard shells of the crustaceans and molluscs on which it feeds; The rocks between which it hides are usually strewn about with the broken shells of its prey.'

'Holy Crap'.

I've been reading about cats on Wikipedia, and guess what?

Furthermore, cats are superfecund; that is, a female may mate with more than one male when she is in heat, meaning different kittens in a litter may have different fathers.

So, there's a more than strong possibility that we could have up to five errant fathers demanding parental rights, and maybe even scaling a tree in a Batman outfit as some sort of protest.

I know what I'll be getting for my birthday. A big hamper full of kittens.

I have come down to 100mg of sertraline, and the world seems to be tilting on its axis. Rather a lot.