by Emsbabee
@ 2007-06-15 - 10:36:53
If Angela Lansbury ran out of mysteries to solve in Murderville, or Crimeborough or wherever it is she has formed her own special branch on Neighbourhood Watch (www.interferingoldbag.com).
And if she found herself relocating to Ramsay Street.
And seeing as if a murder ever did occur in Erinsborough, the guilty party would have 'fessed up by the end of the episode.
She may well be forced to resort to writing romance novels, using the residents as her inspiration.
Here's a few titles that me and Mr Perfectblend thought up the other night:
Fraser and Rosie's story: 'Wheel(chair) of Fortune
Bree and Zeke's story: My funny (looking) Valentine
Katya and Ned's story: The Way You Make Me Steal
Bloggers, your ideas please, by return of carrier pig.