by Emsbabee
@ 2007-07-09 - 16:55:47
My sister had her appendix whipped out on Saturday night. This wasn't the surgeon's original plan, he was only going to do investigative surgery, but as soon as he opened her up, the appendix reared up and nearly took his hand off. Consequently, instead of a small neat scar, she's been slit from navel to nose and rummaged about in like a car boot. Not a happy girl.
Alernative uses for a removed appendix:
- an attractive earring
- ear cleaner
- dog toy
- paper weight
- halloween treat for small child
There must be a market out there somewhere?