by Emsbabee
@ 2007-09-07 - 14:14:57
Do the squirrels know something we don't?
This isn't a freak incident. Reports are flooding in from around the globe of suicide squirrels, ASBO squirrels, gangster squirrels...they are waging a war of terror on society.
Is this an operation on a par with Al-Quaeda? Is there a secret cave, somewhere in Nutwood, from which the Grand Master squirrel instructs his minions via grainy video footage to go forth and cause carnage in the human world?
What can they possibly hope to achieve? The right to vote? The first squirrel MP? A rodent state?
Keep watching the skies...