Followingour failed attempt to see Jordan's twat in the Rat and Trunpet in Brighton Emsbabee and Mjohnson deceide to write about their thoughts publically. So Emsbabee how are you feeling about this latest blow?
I'm 'out of my mind' with disappointment.
Me too - the though of Dane - out of my mind - Bowers ragging Katie - do you wan'a see my minge - Price on a small LCD screen in the corner of a Brighton boozer filled me with glee, but I guess I will have to console myself by stufficng a pepper.
I think Bowers did something similar when Katie dumped his ass. So, mjohnson, do you think Paul Danan is gonna be the new face of Gala bingo?
Emsbabee you know my position on Danan, I have never and will never condone the man. He is the stupidest person and should be commited to an institution for research into his condition.
But! Love him, fear him, do what he says, and he will be your slave! And imagine how beautiful your children would (or will) be....
I heard Danan saw Jurassic Park and after put a mosquito in a chicken egg and put it in the airing cupboard. A couple of weeks later when no Dinasours came out he ate it and pretended to be a dinasour for a whole week. The man is a Chod!
The man is a method actor! That was preparation for his cameo appearance in The Bill next week.
Oh was he understudying that alchy one with sideburns. Did you know that the fella from the Bonzo Dog Do Da Band set fire to his own bed so he didn’t have to answer the door to Danan.
I just told you that! Don’t attempt to pass my knowledge off as your own.
Dam it I forgot you were sitting next to me. Everyone, she’s popped out for a ciggie. If you thought she’d given them up think again. Hard core smoker, plus she condones turtle abuse, though granted it was my idea to try and download the Jordan porn.
I didn’t condone it! I just told the bearded protester that I couldn’t possibly comment, as my brother works at the sea life centre. Plus, he should et a hair cut and lose three stone if he wants people to start taking him seriously. It worked for Danan.
Work at the Sealife Centre if you call working running a Turtle sex ring, he offered me full sex for a monkey and I can film it for an extra pony.
He’s the Chris Langham of the aquatic world. I probably shouldn’t say that, but it’s out there now.
Just don’t take this laptop to P.C. World and he won’t have to abscond to Veitnam.
I’d never go to PC World! They have Third World children out the back, making socks for tupence an hour.
At this point it should be noted that Mjohnson has lost the abilty to type, though he may have had a seoncd wind. YER I the typer I can type I can type, this is something of a Forset Gump moment, watch those leg braces fly as I free style, Type Forest Type!
At this point, I would like to point out, that contrary to the above point, lets all point and laugh at Mjohnson, because HE CANNOT READ!
Yes this is true, but I still hope that my visa will come through with your help, when we are married they can’t stop me living here.
We’re not actually talking now, We’re just typing. What a marriage this will be!
Anyway, it’s time for Jimmy’s Farm now, so we’re going to mosey on back to the ranch, and probably fall aslepp mid pepper stuff.