It's all gonna be peachy sweet and swinging sister. There's gonna be sunshine and cheap cocktails, and even cheaper Spanish waiters. And my mum. Who tends to encourage bad behaviour, so no worries there.

She's single, I'm single, my sisters are single. I hope the good people of Menorca are not easily offended. Or if they are, that they put out regardless.

That was a joke. Somebody I work with told me that I look 'dead inside' yesterday. It's doubtful that an empty sexual experience will do anything for my soul. Which is why I plan to have several!