by Emsbabee
@ 2007-10-12 - 10:05:25
The time: circa 1990
The place: South Wales, a particularly wild Sunday School party
The jacket: ill-advised
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The monkey shot
In with anger, out with love
by Emsbabee
@ 2007-10-12 - 09:42:07
Right, so this is now the blog of the new, clean living me. She will floss regularly. Consume 8 pints of water served at room temperature a day. Never ever drink red wine on an empty stomach again. Kick the habit. Wind her neck in. STOP messing about. Listen in class.
Adopt a pensioner. Sponsor a dog. Do some bloody work. Iron clothes. Find a way to stop mascara from smudging. Eat more green leafy vegetables. Write to local MP. Do 100 stomach crunches every night whilst reading Kafka or James Joyce.
And all whilst presenting an aura of calm, peace, benevolence and purity.
Starting from tomorrow.