Blogging live! Blogging about blogging! Am covering a sleepover shift at one of the houses, and there is internet access, so dammit, I'm going to take advantage. There is nothing to blog about, but even so, I'm blogging live! Normally I write my blogs the night before on my Jurassic laptop and post them when I get to work. But tonight folks, it's blogging live!
*taps fingers on keyboard*
Hmm. Is it worth risking a cigarette out the window? It is Friday night....
Oh dear, I don't think this post should see the light of day. It is disgustingly dull.
Fuckme, Girls Aloud have just tottered onto the Jonathon Ross show. They've been laminated!
Fuckmesideways, they're duller than this post.
OK, I'm turning over now ladies, you've driven me too it by wittering on about how inspirational the Spice Girls are.
If I fall out of the window mid-fag, could somebody please hack into my account and delete this?