Now this is the modern mindset at its most advanced. A traditional nativity scene with a maverick twist.
As Mary - Katy Price, glamour model, singer, amateur porn star and purveyor of filth.
As Joseph - Peter Andre, self-confessed nymphomaniac and owner of the famous 'acorn willy', liable to dry hump anything that will stand still long enough to let him.
As Our Lord Jesus Christ (Amen) - Princess Tiamaria Mulligatawny Andre-Price, born by C-section in a private hospital.
With thanks to IKEA for the tea towels, Max Factor for Jordan's face TM and Bristol Zoo for letting Pete out for the day.
N.B. If a woman faced the prospect of forty lashes for insulting Islam, can you imagine what a group of Daily Mail readers, tipped over the edge too many sherries and the arrival of a seasonal speeding fine in the post, would want to do to this lot?