by Emsbabee
@ 2008-03-05 - 13:25:52
Sajani was always something of an over-achiever. At 6 months, she was juggling knives. By her first birthday, she could operate a JCB. And then, aged two, she became a deity.
However, Sajani has recently been able to release the equity on her family home, and received a lovely carriage clock, to welcome her to the scheme. It's time to retire, maybe spend more time on the golf course, or with the grandchildren.
Oh, hang on, she's only eleven.
What could possibly be next on Sajani's to do list? Stage a coup at Dharamsala and have the Dalai Lama kicked to the kerb? Learn to transform into a tiger on request? Audition for the next series of X Factor?
I hope she hasn't peaked too soon.