Weather: constant sunshine

Sunburn: One patch between breasts

Tan: non-existent. I continue to resemble an albino dwarf.

Number of books read: 5

Number of serious books read: 1 - Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami. The rest were by Lynda la Plante.

Food: Bread. Meat. Cheese.

Drink: Drink!

Sights: Beach. Supermarket. Mountain. Bar. Supermarket Beach. Pool. Bar. Beach. Beach. Pool. Beach. Barcelona.

Seafood sampled: Lobster paella and seafood platter. Neither by me, the Little Mermaid used to be my favourite film.

Cases of food poisoning resulting from seafood sampling: 1 - Our friend Steve contracted a mild case from a razor clam, but was back to full capacity the next day and had 4 servings of breakfast to prove it.

Attempts to rescue scrawny, flea-ridden cats: several

Successful attempts to rescue scrawny, flea-ridden cats: 0. Perhaps if I'd known the Spanish for 'come here ickle kitty witty woo'...