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Holiday summary
by Emsbabee @ 2008-05-08 - 20:02:08

Panic attacks in airport toilets: 1

Weather: constant sunshine

Sunburn: One patch between breasts

Tan: non-existent. I continue to resemble an albino dwarf.

Number of books read: 5

Number of serious books read: 1 - Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami. The rest were by Lynda la Plante.

Food: Bread. Meat. Cheese.

Drink: Drink!

Sights: Beach. Supermarket. Mountain. Bar. Supermarket Beach. Pool. Bar. Beach. Beach. Pool. Beach. Barcelona.

Seafood sampled: Lobster paella and seafood platter. Neither by me, the Little Mermaid used to be my favourite film.

Cases of food poisoning resulting from seafood sampling: 1 - Our friend Steve contracted a mild case from a razor clam, but was back to full capacity the next day and had 4 servings of breakfast to prove it.

Attempts to rescue scrawny, flea-ridden cats: several

Successful attempts to rescue scrawny, flea-ridden cats: 0. Perhaps if I'd known the Spanish for 'come here ickle kitty witty woo'...

Hangovers: 8 nights x 4 people = 32.

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-05-08 @ 20:54

Hey your back!

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-05-08 @ 20:55

I mean you're, but you have a nice back too. We'll worthy of comment.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-09 @ 14:32

Well thanks, my back has gone all shy now, but it said to tell you that it likes you too.

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eggbodeggbod [Member]
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2008-05-08 @ 21:13

Con leche?

Con gas? You've been doing las ramblas? Coffee bars and tapas bars

I thought for one brief moment you'd "panic attacked" in the toilets nothwithstanding the consistent sunshine.

Because I panicked when the sun came out...light was so blinding I thought hiroshama again!

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-09 @ 14:33

Indeed, las ramblas. Good detective work there Ms Bod.

A nucelar bomb beats a chemical peel any day.

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adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
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2008-05-08 @ 21:26

i really do think they should give you your own holiday programme...your reviews are so enlightening! :)

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-09 @ 14:34

Yer, and I could definetely take Judith Chalmers in a fight. Though not an arm wrestle.

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adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
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2008-05-09 @ 21:26

i'd define the word 'fight' if i were you or she might just take-up the gauntlet you so carelessly cast down...
i here she's a pretty mean exponent of the sumo art ;)

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/
2008-05-08 @ 23:05

Between your breasts?

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-09 @ 14:35

Yer, you know, the bit that your bikini doesn't cover, and you always seem to forget to put sunscreen on? That bit.

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GilraenHGilraenH pro
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2008-05-09 @ 00:14

I panic in airport toilets too. Not. Do tell backstory...

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-09 @ 14:35

I got my head trapped under the lid...

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GilraenHGilraenH pro
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2008-05-10 @ 09:11

In which case, then, I think, you've only got yourself to blame...

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moirobmoirob [Member]
http://theboywholikesto.blogspot.com/
2008-05-09 @ 21:03

Under the lid???

You could of said 'vamanos gato'. They're everywhere where around where I live. At least in the touristy places. The missus wants to keep bringing them all to are house.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-11 @ 14:26

Have you mastered the lingo yet, young fella me lad?

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GoingSomewhereGoingSomewhere [Member]
2008-05-11 @ 23:45

Excellent :yes:

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-05-12 @ 14:05

Thank you, that's what we thought too. Except for the razor clam, obviously.

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