My hips don't lie (they just stretch the truth)
My friend David is on the telly!
Unfortunately, I cannot watch the clip, as this bastard work computer filters out anything slightly fun, from porn to pasta.
So if somebody could do the honours on my behalf, and then fill me in on what he's doing, why he's doing it, exactly what that is he has on his head, and when Fester Addams wants his lab coat back, well, there will be something in it for you, I'm sure.
...I genuinely don't know where to start describing that.
I do know that I now need to have a Speak 'n' Spell back on my life.
'The correct spelling of onion is...'
As I recall, it had a very nasal voice, quite odd considering it was electronic.
 | mjohnson [Member] 2008-06-03 @ 16:09 |
I can’t get sound but I can say with some confidence, having viewed the footage, that he has created a devise to hypnotise judges on panel television shows. He intends to test it on the dragons den and put it into full scale production with all the cash he gets.
Did it work? Are you tempted to hand over £40,000?
| mjohnson [Member] 2008-06-03 @ 16:22 |
I'd give him 40K for just the hat!
What will you give me £40k for? My Primark flip flops?
 | moirob [Member] http://theboywholikesto.blogspot.com/ 2008-06-03 @ 18:11 |
He reminds me of a hybrid of the science guy out of Vic Reeves Big Night Out (Les) and Noel Fielding's character in Nathan Barley (Jones)
He should really be called Les Jones.
But that hat's fantastic. I think I have a similar one in a cupboard. Except I use it for draining pasta.
I hope he doesn't use his for that, could get quite a nasty electric shock if he's still all wired up.
 | rowtheboat pro http://rowtheboat.blog.co.uk/ 2008-06-03 @ 18:17 |
Fabulous stuff.
Just beware if he offers you a "designer" handbag...
I doubt I could even afford a fake one, so no worries there.
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