So while Angelina lies back in the west wing of the maternity ward, annointing her nipples with talcum powder made from ground up peacock feathers, pausing to whisper a brief meditation before sipping at a cup of Tetley brewed by a tone deaf Shamen at the peak of the Himalayas...

It wasn't an easy start for Bubble. Her mother hadn't really embraced the pregnancy. In fact, she hadn't planned it at all, she was nose-deep in the grass one day when Bubble's father came up behind her and...well actually she just carried on chewing a particularly tasty dandelion and ignored whatever was going on back there.

When we finally get back to the goat house, Bubble is making progress. She's had a very brisk rub-down with a towel and some Pro-Plus. Bubble's mother is trying to start a fight with Kate Humble. Eventually, Bubble is released back into the wild and her mother is arrested for drink driving and given a six month custodial sentence. Another heart-warming success story down at Animal Park. Tune in tomorrow to see Beaky, the anaemic pelican, fall down a hole.