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Witches and bitches
by Emsbabee @ 2008-07-24 - 14:53:50

Oh, I love my sister. She's always late with her rent, and would rather crotch the remote control than have anybody else use it. But then she redeems herself by buying this for my birthday:

This was a book we used to get out of the library every single week. We loved it. It contained everything children are fascinated by - magic, trickery, and snot. And spells! Ways to make your friends fat, sick, grow extra legs or sprout warts.

Carefully prepare your chosen potion, sneak it into victim's lemon squash, await terrible things to happen. Which of course they wouldn't, as most of the ingredients were plant based, so at worst, you were giving somebody an additional dose of vitamin C.

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Old-NickOld-Nick pro
2008-07-24 @ 15:07

So she is not just trying to tell you something?

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-07-24 @ 15:14

Oh no, she wouldn't be that subtle. She'd just come right up to my face and say it.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-07-24 @ 15:14

Ohhh, I used to LOVE that book!

I might have made a Halloween trifle from it, if I remember correctly.

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-07-24 @ 15:14

In fact yes, it was THAT trifle!

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-07-24 @ 15:15

I can't believe you've read it too! Did you ever try out any of the spells? Did you ever posion anybody? So many questions...

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rowtheboatrowtheboat pro
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2008-07-24 @ 16:23

I think I got too distracted by the chocolate Angel Delight in the trifle to poison anyone. Ohh, it was ace though. I want it!

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-07-25 @ 13:24

Well, now you have the recipe at your witchy fingertips. Dare you to use real flies.

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JenniebabyJenniebaby [Member]
2008-07-24 @ 16:02

I had this book when I was little...

I totally loved it (and yes, also made the trifle...)

Actually - I guess I might still have it somewhere - will have to check :>>

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-07-25 @ 13:25

That'll fetch you a small fortune on E-bay. Hunt it down.

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moirobmoirob [Member]
http://theboywholikesto.blogspot.com/
2008-07-24 @ 17:43

Hey it was your birthday, happy birthday.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-07-25 @ 13:26

Gracias senor.

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