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Puff the tragic dragon
by Emsbabee @ 2008-08-06 - 10:22:31

Yesterday, I decided that tomorrow (today), I would go without a cigarette. As you can see, my thinking was a little muddled. I put this down to red wine, and watching 3 Men and a Baby in Spanish (Tres Hombres y un Bebe, fact fans!).

So tomorrow, or today, or whatever has arrived. What the flim flam flammable did I used to do with my time before I started using smoking to whittle away the hours? This is just intolerable. I think my hair is falling out. Or that could be because I'm pulling it extra specially hard, to distract myself from thoughts of delicious smoky oblivion.

Perhaps I'm being overly ambitious. It's not quite 10.30 and I'm considering tearing pages out of my diary, setting them alight in the bin and frantically inhaling. It's clear I may have a slight dependence.

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soyunperdedorsoyunperdedor pro
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2008-08-06 @ 10:51

Try one of those inhaler things. They look supercool.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-08-11 @ 12:00

And fragrant.

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mjohnsonmjohnson [Member]
2008-08-06 @ 11:17

This should help motivate you:

When you smoke children in Africa stub their toes and it really, really smarts.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-08-11 @ 12:03

Yes, but it also teaches them a valuable lesson.

Without this lesson, they would run amuck.

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JuzzzyJuzzzy pro
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2008-08-06 @ 13:13

I won't tell you that is possible to purchase very definitely camp but undeniably cool rainbow coloured French cigarettes.

Then again, you live in Brighton: You're probably already smoking them.

Or - indeed - are you?

Let's have a heated debate about cigarette brands: The ones I insist I don't smoke anymore are possibly quite typically Marlboro Lights (as were).

If you tell me you're an Embassy girl - or even a Regal - I'm afraid I will never be able to talk to you again.

NB - Should anyone from the Government be reading this, I'd like to remind them that it is still perfectly legal to smoke, you fucking prissy-arsed wankers.

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-08-11 @ 12:04

No way, you lie.

I actually favour Drum Mild premium smoking tobacco. But when I am too lazy to roll, then Marlboro lights will suffice. Or Silk Cut. I like the purple.

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adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
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2008-08-07 @ 21:02

did you manage to last a whole day without smoking...if so, whatever did you do with your hands???

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EmsbabeeEmsbabee pro
2008-08-11 @ 12:05

I just about did. I cut off my hands, but, much like those damned starfish, they had grown back by the morrow and hence, the battle began again.

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adamantixxadamantixx [Member]
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2008-08-11 @ 21:02

thats the trouble with hands...they never do as they're told!

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