I think there is something very wrong with his face. It no longer seems attached to his skull, almost like if he turned round too quickly it would stay facing the same way....
good for you!
world domination lies just around the next corner...
if only they'd drop a copy of your article into the jungle for Jordan to read aloud to the camp, it'd make great viewing! x more…
She set you a really easy task then hun! She shoulda asked you to argue for Jordan - then there really would have been steam coming out of your ears :DD more…
Recent comments (30)
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 2 days old
by adamantixx [Member]
well, you could be papped double-dating Jedward...that really would seal your fate! x more…
In response to: "WLTM" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
His official title? more…
In response to: "WLTM" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Every single day, that man upsets me in some way. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
I think you may have to resort to the cleansing power of voodoo. more…
In response to: "WLTM" 3 days old
by rowtheboat [Member]
Cockhead. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by rowtheboat [Member]
Jordan: loathe her or despise her. Surely no other option?
I am jealous of your cleansing - I fear it may never happen for me and she will be the cause of my future cankerous tumour. Arrrrgh! more…
In response to: "WLTM" 3 days old
by deleted user [Visitor]
poor David, has he upset you in some way? more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by brokendownangel Pro
Oh yeah, and the odd really weak one rocking to and fro in the corner speaking in tongues :DD more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Making the sign of the cross and sweating. more…
In response to: "WLTM" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
There's also a strange resemblance to David Hasselhoff. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by brokendownangel Pro
PMSL, I can just picture a roomful of em backing off as if from a nymphomaniac with leprosy! more…
In response to: "WLTM" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Crusin' for a bruisin' you mean? Yes, I think so too. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Nope, wouldn't touch it. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Where exactly is she held in high regard? Panama? more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by brokendownangel Pro
I thought the job might have gone to a really good defence lawyer? more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Well, they showed Paul Danan the Facebook group I'd made in his honour when he was on BBLB. I don't think I can ask for more than that. x more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
They got the professional to do that bit. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Provided they take that statement at face value, it should be fine. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 3 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
This probably would be a good time to fire it back up x more…
In response to: "WLTM" 4 days old
by Old-Nick Pro
I think there is something very wrong with his face. It no longer seems attached to his skull, almost like if he turned round too quickly it would stay facing the same way....
Vair odd. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 4 days old
by Old-Nick Pro
She is not exactly held in high regard around these parts either. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 4 days old
by adamantixx [Member]
good for you!
world domination lies just around the next corner...
if only they'd drop a copy of your article into the jungle for Jordan to read aloud to the camp, it'd make great viewing! x more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 4 days old
by brokendownangel Pro
She set you a really easy task then hun! She shoulda asked you to argue for Jordan - then there really would have been steam coming out of your ears :DD more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 4 days old
by mjohnson [Member]
Brilliant – well done. Now go to a cocktail party and introduce yourself as a journalist forthwith. more…
In response to: "Woo! And hoo!" 4 days old
by Juzzzy [Member]
At last. Thank fuck for that. Now, where's Telly Belly these days?
x more…
In response to: "WLTM" 4 days old
by Juzzzy [Member]
I think he's on the right path. more…
In response to: "Yeah baby" 5 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
MFI own brand. more…
In response to: "Yeah baby" 5 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
Not a chance, I need that to finance my crippling addiction to antibacterial wipes. more…
In response to: "Yeah baby" 5 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
I'm banking on it. more…
In response to: "Yeah baby" 5 days old
by Emsbabee Pro
They'll lose infinite style points if they only serve up vol-au-vents x more…