Careless in the community

• Telly Belly From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (16 hours old)

  It's back, and if you can be bothered, it's right over here.… more

• WLTM From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (2 days old)

  Colonel Gaddafi seems to have decided that Islam needs an injection of PR. He recently and rather sensationally invited 500 women to meet with him at a villa in Italy, reportedly to prove that being a… more

• Woo! And hoo! From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (2 days old)

  A very happy event – the editor of the Argus e-mailed me this morning to ask if I’d like to write a 500 word ‘love her or loathe her’ piece on Jordan, to be published in tomorrow’s paper. She asked me… more

• Yeah baby From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (4 days old)

  There have been a few times in life so far when I can congratulate myself on being a good girlfriend. I’m pleased to report that today is one of those days. I have two tickets to the launch of - ah… more

• It's your Dolmio Day From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (7 days old)

  Fans of the five finger discount should definitely be considering a trip to Jamie’s Italian in Brighton. If you enjoy the crafty acquisition of ‘souvenirs’ from the scene of every good time, then forg… more

• Public self-service announcement. From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (11 days old)

  I'm helping The Hussy to compile a weekly newsletter. I'll forgive you for thinking such things are usually the stuff of parishes. Church socials and that sort of thing. Hopefully our efforts will… more

• How to make an entrance From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (15 days old)

  I'm sure most of us have indulged in a brief fantasy about our own funeral. It'd be nice to know how it went down. Would there be scenes at the church reminiscent of the first day of the January sales… more

• The original Meme From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (24 days old)

  I keep every e-mail ever sent to me. I didn't know why until now. It turns out that I was subconsciously saving them for a time when I would decide to trawl through them all in lieu of anything better… more

• The ominous damp patch From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (29 days old)

  My vegetarian sensibilities took something of a knock this morning. I was on the train, headphones screaming, when I noticed the unmistakeable tang of reasonably fresh urine (when you work in social c… more

• Lessons from the big screen From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (32 days old)

  Felt a bit heart sick for my native land last night, so in lieu of anything else that might help, bar downloading a tourist information video, I settled for The Edge of Love. Filmed in Newquay and Lam… more

• National Novel Writing Month From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (35 days old)

  I just signed up for this. They advise telling everybody you can think of that you're planning to write a novel in November, as if nothing else, it's the fear of personal humiliation that will spur yo… more

• His name actually was Brian. From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (38 days old)

  Yesterday, I met Brian on Brighton beach. Brian was a small and pointless dog of the very highest order. An 8 week old Chihuahua whose skull would split easier than a lightly boiled egg. His ickle leg… more

• Do nothing From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (39 days old)

  Last night I went to see Simon Amstell offer up the existential crisis he appears to be in the throes of, for the scrutiny and amusement of a Brighton audience. A fairly easy crowd to please with … more

• Havin' a billboard time... From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (45 days old)

  The best picture of Amy Winehouse I have seen in quite some time. Such an elusive expression. Is she about to give somebody a gobful of abuse? Is she about to be sick? Did she bite a piece… more

• Perfumed ponce From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (45 days old)

  Yesterday, what I was convinced was a rapidly advancing and chronic case of botulism turned out to be a anxiety attack. It's a fairly easy mistake to make, honest. Every time I do something out of … more

• Oh just sod off! From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (46 days old)

  I feel itchy on the inside. The metaphorical inside, the place you imagine when people talk about feelings and emotions and 'stuff'. I know these things are produced by the brain, but they seem to res… more

• Jumping the gun From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (50 days old)

  I think technically, if this woman is still going through the appeals process, she is allowed to stay in the UK until that process has been exhausted. Not quite an illegal just yet then, lower you… more

• The One Stop Adoption Shop From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (50 days old)

  The most frustrating part of any charitable act (beyond y’know, actually having to cough up to prove you care) is that all too frequently, these acts go unnoticed. Your conscience may thank you for th… more

• Hormone in the Wild From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (57 days old)

  Is anybody else watching Alone in the Wild? Ed has just spent almost the entire episode sat in a forest, under a piece of tarpaulin, crying. For the few brief moments he manages to dry up, he shudders… more

• The Real Housewives of New Jersey From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (69 days old)

  Nothing is real about these women, teeth, tits, tans all bought and paid for with some other sucker's money. Of course this is a family friendly site, so I can't say 'tits', I have to say 'boobs'. … more

• Electric Feel From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (71 days old)

  I'm going to walk down the aisle to this song some day. Either that or be carried down the aisle in my little wooden box to it. At least one of these options is a certainty. It's mainly because I … more

• The Squat Wash From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (71 days old)

  Been doing my bit for the environment lately. Not through choice. If I had a choice, I'd be climbing into a vicious power shower so hot you could steam clean your very soul with it. But the shower is … more

• Trivialising history From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (73 days old)

  Did you ever stop and think about how many of the Roman Emperors have modern-day look-a-likes? No? Then what on earth have you been stopping and thinking about? Fish? Buttons? Current affairs? Well… more

• The future's....slight? From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (87 days old)

  My mum told me the other night that if Olly and I are to have a future (which is by no means a certainty, but we've been getting on a lot better of late) then she predicts it will be in a disused mobi… more

• No. No. No. From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (89 days old)

  Is this what Channel 4 thinks everybody looks like at festivals? Slipping their sinewy limbs into pristine pink wellies, making tea with their blindingly shiny kettle? Managing the navigate the do… more

• The Girls' Team From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (92 days old)

  I've always loved Helen Fielding. I first read Bridget Jones's Diary aged 15. I enjoyed it, but I didn't really get it. I read it again aged 25. I started to get it. I read it again recently, aged 28,… more

• Gypsy s-creams From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (96 days old)

  A few days ago I supervised a family contact at the National Library. This made a very, very nice change from the family centre, which is where these things usually take place. The family centre rooms… more

• Who Danan baby? From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (99 days old)

  Hello. This breeze block is still lodged firmly in my cranium. What with that and having to go out to work and stuff now (I forgot how time-consuming that is, geez, don't employers realise that my nav… more

• What. The. Eff? From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (102 days old)

  "Hi Emma (or should I say Paul Danan!) I’m not sure if you watched, but BBLB today had Paul Danan on as a guest and featured your Facebook group which said you would change your name to Paul Danan … more

• The sun always shines on TV From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (102 days old)

  I don't generally open letters addressed to me, unless there is the promise of something sparkly and exciting inside. If NatWest really want me to consider their wide range of insurance, they should w… more

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